Tag: conspiracy

  • Why I Hate the Lakers

    Why I Hate the Lakers

    When I was in fifth grade my best friend lived across the street.

    He was a Lakers fan. He and I would watch basketball together. I remember one game when the Jazz were playing the Lakers and we watched it together. I was ruthless. I was mean. I was calling him a bandwagon fan, all of the mean insults and Laker hate comments I could come up with.

    That friend was one of the kindest souls. He didn’t have a mean bone in his body. That day it didn’t matter to me. He was a fan of the enemy. My friend was being complimentary of the Jazz throughout the game. I had nothing nice to say about the Lakers. I don’t remember exactly what happened but I do know that friend left upset. A deep-seated hatred of the Lakers had been engrained in me at a young age. I knew they were evil, and I hated them.

    Bill Simmons has a saying. He says he doesn’t really hate any professional sports teams. He calls it sports hate. My hate might be real. But it’s healthy hate. We all must unite to hate the Death Star, the Yankees, the Cowboys, and the Lakers.

    My hatred runs deep.

    Fast forward 25 years and on the morning of February 2nd I woke up to a text.

    It was from Chris and it said, “No way this trade is real.”

    I pulled up my sports app and checked the news.

    Surely this trade wasn’t real. Luka Doncic, one of the best players in the NBA had been traded. Not only had he been traded. He’d been traded to the Lakers. What do the Lakers even have to offer for a player of Doncic’s caliber? I thought.

    Not real. Must be fake.

    Further investigation.

    Real.

    Can’t be real.

    How can it be real?

    I looked into the trade more.

    A soon-to-be-over-his-prime center, a first-round pick, and a throw-in player for the second best player in the league who, oh by the way, is 25 years old?

    As I read about the trade that morning, I thought back to that time with my friend when I was 10 years old.

    This was why I hate the Lakers.

    A lot of nonsense has come out about this trade since. A lot of reasonings and excuses about why the Mavericks did it. Why would they trade Luka Doncic?

    The Mavericks have aggressively bashed Luka while trying to defend their decision. If the decision has such solid reasoning, why does it need so much defense?

    Propaganda against Luka has included but is not limited to:

    He is fat and out of shape. Oh yeah, and still destroying the NBA? What happens if he does get in shape then?!?! Also, fat and out of shape, so you trade him for someone who has historically been injury-ridden and is now approaching 33 years old? The irony of Anthony Davis getting hurt in his first game with the Mavericks is too much. Anthony Davis will be out for multiple weeks. Meanwhile you can catch Luka doing what he does best: killing teams.

    You hate to root against players especially when they did nothing to deserve it. But that’s what the Mavericks did to Anthony Davis.

    Other attacks on Luka include complaints about chemistry, culture, and reports have gone so far as to basically imply management couldn’t stand him. Meanwhile, this organization that he gave the first 6 years of his career to traded him, cost him 100+ million dollars, and is now bashing him. Luka’s response? A heartfelt message about how he always wanted to bring a championship to Dallas and was sorry he couldn’t now. What a scumbag. Seriously. Maybe he is a complete jerk in the locker room and everyone hates him. Problem is I haven’t seen that.

    Another reason given by the Mavericks includes that they want to win now. Your plan to win now is trade the guy who has dragged you to a conference finals and NBA finals in two of the last three years, all before the age of 25? This guy averaged 39 minutes, 31 points, 9 rebounds, 8 assists, and 2 steals in last year’s playoffs. Win now. What a sorry excuse for an excuse.

    The player Doncic got traded for has solid stats. But he’s not Luka and he’s not 25.

    Even if you think trading Luka Doncic needed to be done, why not shop him? This is the second or third best player in the NBA. He is an out of this world asset. This trade was done under the cover of night. Of course the Mavericks have tons of stupid reasons they did this. It’s inexcusable. I talked to my JV team about this trade. I gave them a life lesson: If you have a multi-million dollar house, don’t sell it to the first person who comes to the open house who offers half its value. That’s stupid. If you have something valuable to offer, see what people will offer.

    Do you know the real reason the Mavericks didn’t make it public knowledge that they were trading Luka Doncic?

    1. Because the NBA world would have said, what? Really? And made them feel stupid.
    2. Their fan base would have revolted.

    If that’s not the reason they didn’t do this as a complete secret, then I just don’t know. The trade is even more stupid.

    Kareem Abdul Jabaar.

    Magic Johnson.

    Shaquille O’Neal.

    Kobe Bryant.

    Pao Gasol.

    Dwight Howard.

    LeBron James.

    Anthony Davis.

    And now Luka Doncic.

    Add him to the list of best players of all time gifted to the Los Angeles Lakers.

    This is why I hate the Lakers.

  • Republican

    Republican

    Ahead of the 2020 presidential election, I listened to an amazing, interesting, and intriguing podcast. This podcast hypothesized what would happen if Donald Trump lost the 2020 election and refused to give up the presidency. The podcast didn’t just hypothesize, they did a full-on war game.

    For those who don’t know, a war game is a military tactic to simulate an armed conflict between two sides. One general will make a decision – where troops go, where to attack, etc. and someone else plays the enemy, making counter moves. You attack here, I move my troops there.

    That is what this podcast did. It was described as “a political choose your own adventure.” So there were multiple teams: a Biden campaign team, a Trump campaign team, GOP elected officials team, Democratic elected officials team, a media team, and so on. The teams were presented with a scenerio and then they watched the teams respond. A literal political war game.

    What’s crazy is, I did some Google searching and couldn’t find the podcast. Why? Because no matter what I search, it comes up with a real result. For example –

    “Podcast about experiment if Trump didn’t give up 2020 presidency.”

    “Podcast about if Trump refused to give up the presidency in 2020.”

    These searches come up with REAL RESULTS. Does anyone realize how crazy that is?

    This podcast went through four scenarios. The one that they focused on was what would happen if the 2020 election results were ambiguous? In any close race there becomes some level of amiguous results.

    Do you know how some of those experiments ended? Protestors in the street. Everything short of civil war. The podcast noted that they had to cut some of their scenerios short because things got out of hand so quickly and the participants started to become unnerved at what they were learning.

    When I listened to that podcast originally, no joke, my first thought was, “oh this is how democracy in America collapses. Trump is going to refuse to accept election results and we’re going to have a civil war.”

    How close we came. I don’t think the average American knows how close we came to our democratic system falling apart. If not for a courageous decision by Mike Pence to defend democracy, that’s where we were headed. Mike Pence ended up getting death threats by members of his own party for that decision.

    Let me pause real quick. You probably think, after reading thus far, where my allegiances lie in politics, or even who I voted for in 2020. You’re wrong. That’s all I’m going to say. My own wife doesn’t even know who I voted for in 2020. Well, she “knows,” but I’ve never said it. She can guess. My point is, I’ve had to take a look at some things I value.

    When Putin invaded Ukraine and Donald Trump talked about how it was a smart move, that’s when I had to rethink some things, personally. It was a one-off statement. Except if you take into account January 6th and Donald Trump’s apparent feelings about power, it becomes a much bigger statement.

    Here’s the thing.

    What if the election was rigged? What if those sneaky Democrats, and the media, and blah blah blah conspiracy. Look, I’m right there with you on conspiracies. Ask my wife, I’m all about conspiracies. It annoys her. Maybe those dirty Democrats did rig the election to destroy our country. Whatever. I say whatever not to make light of our country being “destroyed.” I don’t mean to make light of politics and the seriousness of say, a legitimately rigged election, like what happens in Russia. I say whatever to lead into this –

    What if the election was rigged?

    Then every election was rigged. Why did the Democrats rig the 2020 presidential election but not the congressional one?

    Don’t send me all this evidence about voter fraud and blah blah blah. I’m sorry, stop it. Enough.

    If the election was rigged, then it just all falls apart. Then there is no democracy, there is no voting, there is no America. There is only insurrection. There is vying for power. There is civil war.

    That’s where we’re headed when we deny election results. Period.

    Maybe you believe your candidate got screwed out of the election. Maybe he really did.

    What happens if Trump wins 2024? Are results accepted then?

    What happens if he loses 2024? Does he accept those results? (Answer to that seems obvious).

    Are we, Republicans, going to support the path to civil war? Are you that big of a supporter of Donald Trump? What has he done to earn this devout loyalty of yours?

    Can we all just shake our heads and get out of this spell for a second? Donald Trump is not the Republican party. When did that happen? When did it become the party of Donald Trump? It’s so crazy to me to take a step back and look at sometimes. How did we get here?

    I’m a firm believer in Republican values, policies, ideologies. But are those ideologies worth ending democracy? Worth civil war?

    I don’t think so.

    Specifically in Arizona, we just finished a primary where the Republican nominee for governor claimed the election was rigged… even after she won.

    When I lose a game in pickup basketball, I don’t argue fraud. I don’t go back and reconsider the process of a pickup basketball game, and call fouls that previously happened. When I start a pickup basketball game, I agree to the unspoken rules of a pickup basketball game. I agree that we call our own fouls and if my team ends up with less points at the end of the game, then our team is off the court.

    A similar analogy applies to teenage boys playing video games. Teenage boys go into a video game prepared to cry that they were cheated or that the game wasn’t fair. “How did he no scope me!? I shot him ten times and he didn’t die!” I’m out of touch with teenagers, hip lingo, and video games, so “the kids” might be saying some other phrase nowadays. Teenage boys are consistent though, that they don’t lose, they get cheated.

    I know these aren’t perfect analogies. But I still believe it illustrates an important point.

    Our Republican candidates are already decrying fraud and a corrupt election even before it starts. They’re going into a pickup game saying the game is rigged. They’re prepared, when they lose, to call fouls after the fact. This isn’t how it works. When did the Republican party become teenage boys, crying about a rigged game before it even starts?

    This, in my opinion, is wholly unacceptable. You’re playing the game; you’ve agreed to the rules. Don’t run if you’re going to refuse to accept results that don’t favor you. Can you imagine that person in pickup basketball? Every time they lose, they refuse to get off the court and claim they actually won? That person would be immediately ostracized and removed from the game. Nobody would put up with that. Why do we put up with it in politics? It’s unacceptable. Lose with dignity. If the results come back and a candidate is unhappy with the result, say the words, “I lost, I concede.”

    That’s it. There is no other way.

    Well, maybe there is another way, in their minds: insurrection, force, civil war. I don’t want representatives representing me who claim fraud even if results favor them, akin to teenage boys.

    I know this will be very polarizing for some to ready. Surprisingly, it might have been polarizing to me a few months ago. By all means, I would love to have a candid discussion about this with anyone. Thoughts welcome. I would love to hear from those who support Donald Trump above all else. For example, I know the analogy of don’t play pickup basketball if you can’t play by the rules will have some say, “well then we just don’t run for office, or try? We just give over our values to the other party?” I know it’s not a perfect analogy. But what I’m saying is this:

    If you go down this rabbit hole of conspiracy, fraud, and rigged elections, then America as we know it is over. That’s it. Then it will be rioting in the streets, open warfare, civil war. If that’s what you believe needs to happen, if you’re that opposed to the other party’s ideologies and the risk of them winning an election, then ok, burn the whole thing to the ground. I disagree. But on that one, we’ll definitely have to agree to disagree.

    I HATE writing about politics. But I had to share my thoughts on this. Donald Trump still hasn’t accepted 2020’s election results. What happens when he denies 2024’s? Or, what happens when he wins 2024, but doesn’t want to be done in 2028 after serving 2 terms? If you can refuse to accept you lost an election, would it really be that shocking to refuse to only serve two terms?

    Then Donald Trump gets, potentially, his wish. He becomes Vladimir Putin.

    I don’t know about you, but that’s a scary thought, to me.

    P.S. It helped creatively to say I couldn’t Google search that podcast. Of course, I could go through my phone and find the played podcast. It’s a podcast called “Radiolab.” It is an episode titled “What if?” from October 22, 2020. Definitely go listen to it.